Exploding Poohsticks

Or, "Oho, so that's what's under Dumbledore's robes!" From a 2006 profile of Jeremy Irons:

He filmed some Pinter pieces in Turin with Michael Gambon and ended up having a conversation in the back of a taxi about body piercing and tattooing. "I adore Michael. He said, 'Yeah, I've never had a piercing but I've got "Laddo" tattooed on my cock. When it's erect it spells Llandudno!'"

[Sadly, this is completely unrelated to anything I am supposed to be working on, but I needed a break from the current batch of endnotes, even though I have been cheerily answering "Syphilis!" when asked what I'm currently dealing with. (The life of a copyeditor, it is not dull.)]

If self-inflicted WTFery was an Olympic sport, my brain would be sagging under the weight of its medals by now. (The fact that it currently wants to generate a Diana Spacey/Berkeley Rose/Katou/Iwaki foursome smutfic instead of parsing shipping regulations is totally failing to persuade me otherwise. *headdesk*)

Title: Histories
Author: bronze_ribbons
Words: ~ 1750
Fandoms: Haru wo Daiteita and Harry Potter
Pairings: Dumbledore/Mochimune, with allusions to Filch/Pince, Dumbledore/Lupin, and others
Rating: PG-13? I want to rinse my brain with shochu regardless.
Beta: the super-fast and ever-precise aunty_marion *mwah!*
Notes: Stand-alone ficlet -- NOT a part of the "Encore" universe I seem to building in spite of myself. This isn't really snapelike's fault but I'm blaming her anyway, because it was a conversation related to "Hazard Cast" that spawned this bunny. Cross-posted to youka_nitta.

( After seeing Katou Youji perform... )