Exploding Poohsticks

Earlier this year, marginaliana won my offer to write a custom villanelle. Her prompts included "LPW, Peter reflecting on the way that his work leads to someone being put to death" and
"LPW, Bunter and Harriet's relationship." Herewith...

( A man cannot help what he deduces... )

Thank you again to marginaliana for contributing to the cause!

I can't bid on everything that catches my eye, but oh, so many shinies! (and unholy amusement, too). Some things that might interest some of y'all:

Care packages. Themes include BPAL, places (Spain, Bugtussle, etc.), and fic-with-objects.

fanfiction virginity

baseball chibis!

medicinal teas (insomnia, cramps)

World of Warcraft instance help and power levelling (I actually have no idea what either of these mean, but some of you are pretty intense about WoW...)

get depicted as an evil fairy

Bidding starts July 1.

I don't plan to bid on these myself, but I had a vision of "why didn't anyone tell me about THAT" flailing in certain quarters of the f-list if someone didn't point them out:

scanlating service (up to 60 pages!)

Tripperfunster's offer includes a willingness to portray the winning bidder with a fave fandom character

hand-turned dildo
*squints at above phrasing, which sounds somehow filthily off* --oh, just go read the description, it's a hoot

custom-made character cookies

gilleonen's work looks yummily storybook and her list of willing-to-draws is the most comprehensive I've seen. In addition to the usual suspects, she also lists Shakespeare, Arthurian legend, and "pirate-ified portraits of real people."

I couldn't resist peeking after seeing this mentioned multiple times on my friendlist... and there's lots of fantastic stuff on offer, all to help "raise money for the fight against the California initiative."

...and you can bid to have me write a sonnet or a villanelle for you... :-)